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Capitol M: Olympic version | Week of Feb. 7, 2026

The state Capitol is often known for its serious and solemn atmosphere, where lawmakers work tirelessly to serve their constituents. But every once in a while, there are humorous moments that bring a lighter side to the political scene. And this year, it seems that Senator Byron Pelton, R-Sterling, is the one providing the laughter.

As he turns 50 this year, Senator Pelton has decided to embrace a new accessory – eyeglasses. But what makes this decision unique is that it’s the first time the senator will be wearing glasses. And according to him, the blame lies solely on the legislature.

“With 700 bills to read in a year, my eyes are failing me,” Senator Pelton quipped with a chuckle. It’s no secret that the life of a lawmaker is demanding, with endless hours spent reading and analyzing bills, attending meetings and hearings, and engaging in debates. And as Senator Pelton approaches his milestone birthday, it seems that his eyes have finally given in to the strain.

But instead of lamenting about it, Senator Pelton has chosen to see the funny side of things. And his colleagues couldn’t help but join in on the joke. During a recent session at the Capitol, several lawmakers were seen sporting fake glasses, mimicking the senator’s new look. It was a lighthearted moment that brought some much-needed laughter and camaraderie among the usually serious legislators.

This humorous incident also serves as a reminder that even in the midst of important and weighty matters, it’s essential to find moments of levity and joy. It’s easy to get caught up in the seriousness of politics and forget to have a little fun along the way. But Senator Pelton’s playful attitude is a breath of fresh air and a welcome reminder to not take ourselves too seriously.

In the spirit of celebrating Senator Pelton’s milestone birthday and his new accessory, let’s take a moment to salute the colorful personalities that make up our state Capitol. These are the individuals who work tirelessly to serve their communities, uphold their values, and make a positive impact in our state.

Senator Pelton is not the only one who brings a touch of color to the Capitol. Our lawmakers come from diverse backgrounds, representing a wide range of perspectives and experiences. And while they may have different opinions and beliefs, they all share a common goal – to make our state a better place for all its residents.

In a time when politics can often be divisive and contentious, it’s essential to celebrate the moments that bring us together. The state Capitol may be where important decisions are made, but it’s also a place where friendships are formed, and moments of laughter and camaraderie are shared.

So here’s to Senator Pelton and his new glasses – a symbol of his dedication and hard work, and a reminder to always find the humor in life. And here’s to the colorful personalities at the state Capitol, who continue to inspire and lead us towards a brighter future. Happy Birthday, Senator Pelton, and cheers to many more years of serving our state with humor, dedication, and a touch of color.

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